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Wednesday, October 24, 2007

Western Australian Barmaid Fined $1,000 For Crushing Beer Cans Using Breasts

A story out of Pinjarra, Western Australia, causes me to question the reputation of Aussies as fun loving, live and let live types.

It seams that Luana De Faveri, 31, a barmaid at the Premier Hotel has an interesting talent that she put on display for patrons at the bar, which is south of Perth. Ms. De Faveri can crush beer cans with her breats. We do not have photographic or video proof of this rather odd capability, but Australian authorities apparently have the goods on her. Peel Police testified to witnessing the activity.

The Mandurah Magistrates Court in Australia says the can crushing violates the Liquor Control Act because Ms. De Faveri allegedly must expose her breasts as part of the demonstration. The court fined Ms. De Faveri $1,000 after she plead guilty to two separate violations, although something tells me that this was not the first time her cans were used for can crushing.

Why would I think such a thing? Well the court also fined a co-worker, Tracey Amanda Leslie, $500 after she plead guilty to assisting in the act by hanging spoons from Ms. De Faveri's nipples. Manager Roy Williams was fined $1,000 for failing to stop the activity.


gwen sutherland kaiser said...

those girls get all sorts of wild down under don't they?

Anonymous said...

Wouldnt people normally have to pay to see that sort of thing? Maybe the government dosent like it as it not getting anything from it by way of taxes!

Anonymous said...

I guess she could have said that she was crushing the cans for the recycling bin.

Anonymous said...

Hi guys,
yep it's me, Luana! First of all, if you want to see me in person make sure you come to the Voodoo Lounge strip club in Perth, where I perform wednesday through saturday. And if you can't come all the way to WA I still got good news for ya: I am going to be in The Picture magazine really soon....



GollyGumDrops said...

I'd be interested to know the exact statute that prohibits crushing cans with breasts! Which body parts are authorised? Which are barred? The public needs to know to prevent accidental crime.

Phil said...

Luana, you have a true gift. God bless you and your beer-can-crushing breasts. Keep up the good work! :-)